So on Black Friday this year, I decided to splurge and get the 8 dollar 12-cup coffee maker. This thing is intense. It suits all my coffee need and I love it.  

Here it is in all its glory. Now I realize I am making this out to be a much bigger deal than it really is. My point in all this is that is is missing one simple, and key item.

The dam coffee scoop.

Maybe companies that make coffee pots don't include scoops to save on costs, or maybe to force the consumer to buy them separately at a higher cost. I think its that they hate us. But hey, that's only my personal opinion. I mean how hard is it to include a little scoop in the box? All i really need is something like this:

I see how it is coffee pot maker companies. I'm on you now. 

So here I find myself locked in a room at the library, working on a paper for Psychology. Sounds like a blast right? Actually, it isn't too bad. I'm kidding. It fucking sucks. The paper is proposing a study on the perceived stress levels of college students from interactions with squirrels. Yep, threw me for a loop too when I thought of it. Hey what the hell right? Anyway my professor loved the idea, so here I am. A nice mug of coffee, a Paper Route station playing on Pandora (They are great by the way - Paper Route - Pandora), and some good old writers block. Though I know where I'm taking the paper, so I guess it's more that I just don't want to write it right now. Well, if there is anyone still reading to this point I applaud you. I probably would have given it up a long time ago. So thank you. I'll leave you with a video that kind of applies to squirrels, but not really. Go figure. It gives me a good laugh every time.

Great song. Great video. Maybe you don't like the song at first, maybe you find the beat dull. Warning: This song will cement itself into your mind. Even the little finger circles toward the end will become part of your dance routine. OK maybe not, but I'm sure you'll try it. Regardless, you'll be saying What the F***? (I censor myself not because of principle but because I don't give a fuck). And yes, it is implied in the video that the two chicks hook up. 

First and foremost, this is my very first blog post. Go figure. Never thought I would really start one, but what the hell. Here I'm going to write about whatever I feel like, or post whatever I want to. Odds are, most posts will be YouTube videos. That being said, I find some funny stuff so be excited.

Now I have some stories to share with the world, but I feel I am not quite yet equipped to tell them. I don't mean I lack the writing ability, its more of a 'it requires graphics' issue. Nevertheless, it should be entertaining.

Enjoy.